An epiphany about my next life

Hello fellow steemians!

Recently I was caught up with some work so couldn't post good content up here.

Today I would like to share something with all of you.

An epiphany about my next life:

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy, enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school - drink alcohol, party hard and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in a spa like conditions - - central heating, room service on tap and then you finish off as an orgasm

I rest my case.

Thank you