my 2nd entry:

Maybe you can tell I don't much care for Home Alone and Mculley Culkin!!!
He made more money in 3 years as a child then most people will make in 20 lifetimes!!!

Well on to putting my entrys into @richatvns contest.....
You guys should do a combined one some week!!!

He loves your contest, I guess copying is the sincerest form of flattery.