The Office Memes
He stole. And he robbed. And he kidnapped... the President's son. And held him for ransom. He never got caught neither.
B.O.B.O.D.D.Y. We are making Acronyms. What does the first B stand for?
The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malone's for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.
“There's too many people in this world. We need a new plague.”
“Hey guys, come on. Don't fight over me. “
“Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.”
“We're on the longest silent streak in office history! Nobody has said anything in... 14 min!”
“We should've hired a professional to take the mental pictures”
“When we arrive sons and daughters
We'll make our homes on the water
We'll build our walls of aluminum
We'll fill our mouths with cinnamon now”
“Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort!”