Laughing out loud

In the future, two women canine owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter.
The first girl says, "My dog's so clever, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around after which he's taking the newspaper and brings it to me."
The second one lady replies, "I know..."
The first woman is amazed and asks, "How do you already know?"
The second girl says, "My canine informed me."

What did the Buddhist ask the hot canine supplier?
“Make me one with everything.”
You understand why you never see elephants hiding up in bushes?
Due to the fact they’re clearly accurate at it.

thank you so much