If Barber Shops operated like ISP's

Imagine for a moment that you're town has only one barber. This barber has a monopoly on hair services.
You have no choice, you need to get a cut.
Do you get the blow out, or do you spend $200 on the haircut?
Personally, I find it hard to figure out if either my frugal side or my self respect wins out...
Blowout... sad, but def blowout

I took photo on 14th St/1st Ave area several years ago. Always makes me giggle. I just came across it again, serious meme potential, this is the first one that popped in my head. *