Me avoiding Star Wars Last Jedi spoilers

I've been too busy this year to catch a ticket to the new Star Wars film. Which is okay, is just that I now have to exercise extreme caution while navigate the internets. Please note, that the picture below is an actual picture of me right now. I will remain in this undisclosed location until I finally watch it.

At first, I thought it wouldn't be a problem, but I've had WAY too many close calls since yesterday. Too dangerous to navigate, I'm afraid I will be hiding in this cave for the next few days.