The Grumpy Martian

The Grumpy Martian found a tomato that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Martian craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It should have been an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Martian found a set of lego that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Martian desperately searched for a sponge that they would put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Martian searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was amazing. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Martian desired a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was out of this world. A sponge was the item that was chosen.