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Hello Marijuana lovers and not lovers! Hemp is a universal plant, nobody can deny it! Marijuana can produce anything from plastic to food and even cancer cure! Don't believe me?

There are many Marijuana strains and you may have one or two favorites! But did you know that there are thousands of thousands marijuana strains?

First of all, We need to categorize hemp in two sections: Sativa (Mind high) and Indica (Body high)

Second of all we need to understand what kind of high are we looking for?


There are options for:

Moods&ActivitiesMedical Marijuana
Lift your spiritsFight Fatigue
Stay productiveManage Migraines
Good night sleepCurb Depression
Conquer social anxietyFight Your Cramps
Motivate the mindThreat Arthritis
Get ActiveRemedy Stomach Pains
Get CreativeAnxiety

and many more...

So, if you are dealing with any of these mention above, they have a strain for you!

As there are so many strains in the world, I personally selected few of the dozen strains which I found funny, thinking of how high where they to make up a name like that for a strain! Have Fun and so here we go from A to Z
A
Afgoo
AK-47 Weed
Alaskan Ice
Alaskan Thunder Fuck
Alien Kush
Auto Chemdog
Auto Pounder with Cheese
Alien Abduction
Alien Antifreeze
Alien Dawg
Alien Cookies
Alien Grenades
Alien Isolation
Alien Fire Fruit
Alien Nightmare
Alien Tits
Alien Technology
Alpha Dawg
Ambulance
Amphetamine
Amsterdamage
Ancient OG
Angel fuck
Angel Dust
Armageddon Skunk

B
Badass Donkey Dick
Big Bang
Big Bomb
Big Wreck
Black DOG
Black Mamba
Brain Damage
Brains Escape
Bubble Bomb
Buddha Haze
Burmese Kush
Buzz Bomb
Buzz Light Gear
Buzz n Smiles
Barista
Barracuda
Beer Drinkin Breath Stinkin Sniffin Glue
Berlin
Beyond the Brain
Big Devil
Blissful Wizard
Blue Chemdawg
Boss's Sister
Brains Choice
Brain Freeze
Buddha Balz Kush

C

Critical Daddy
Cheesus
Calipso
Cancer Killer OG
Cannabista
Chocolate Dreams
Citron City
Clementine Kush
Cobra Lips
Conspiracy Kush
Critical Ogre

D
Dandy Dance
Dark Matter
Dark Side of the Moon
Dead Man's Skunk
Deep Shit
Deep Space
Designer OG
Destroyer Auto
Devils Lettuce
Devils Tits
Devils Breath
Devils Dawg
Déjàvu
Dirty Girl
Dirty Hippy
Dirty Little Secret

E
Electric Banana On Fire
Enlightened Cookies
Enemy of the State
Eddy

F
Future on Fire
Furious Candy
Funky Face OG
Full Moon Fever
Fucking Incredible
Full Energy
Full Melt Madness
Freedom Express
Forbidden Love
Forbidden Fruit
Flame Thrower OG

G

God's White Lightning
Godfather OG
Granddad's Lavander

H
Hashish Girl
Heavens Gate
Her Majesty
Hulk Piss
Hulk Smash
Hungry Horse

I
It's a Trap

J
Jedi Kush
Jedi OG

K

K.O Kush
Kalashnikov Express
Kali and the chocolate factory
Kashmir Resin Factory

L

Lemon Larry
Lion's Milk
Liquid Mother
Little Devil
Little Boy
Love Song
Lucifer OG
Lowrider
LSD Poison

M

Medicine Woman
Meltdown
Memory Loss

N

Nasty Woman
Nemo
Nemesis
Nepal Highland
Night Terror OG
Ninja Fruit
Notorious OG

O
Obama Kush
Obi Wan OG Kush
Obsession
Octopussy
Old Ass Sensi Star
Old Grandpa Scratch
Optimus Prime
Ozzy

P

Pablo Escobar
Pablo's Cheese
Peanut Butter Breath
Pink Death Star
Pink Puta
Plata y Plomo
Purple Fucker
Purple Gorilla
Purple Gangster
Pure Power

R

Rainbow Jones
Ramses 47
Rattlesnake Milk
Renaissance
Rude Bud

S

Sand Storm
Satan's Bride
Scary Bubbles
Shadow Dancer
Shark Attack
Shit Happens
Shiva Shanti
Snake Venom
Sticky Wonder
Stitch's Love Potion
Superglue
Syrup

T

Think Fast
Think Different
Think Big
Thor's hammer
The Void
Thugs Breath
Thunderstruck
The Wreck
Time Traveler
TNT Kush
Titanic
Transformed Face
The Special One
The Truth
The Sauce
The Red Eyed Bride
The Force
Tahoe Abduction

U

Ultra Early Love
Ultimate Chem

V
Vietnamese Mindfuck
Vietnamese Laughing Grass
Vista
Vortex
Voyager
Viking

W

Where's My Bike
Wreckage
WTF OG

X

Xtreme Kush

Y

Youth In Asia

Z

Zombie Virus

So here we go, I didn't make any of these up! I wish I was!


These where just my favorites out of thousands! Which would you smoke?

And to make a new strain they breed! For example, Amnesia Haze is a mix between Thai, Cambodian, Laotian and Jamaican Haze with Afghani/Hawaiian genetics crossed in.

You can find the full seed data base here and check out how they are bred! http://en.seedfinder.eu/database/strains/alphabetical/1234567890/

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     7 years ago 

    the names are ridiculous. Wish the names were more clear about the tastes and effects so more useful as a descriptor. I imagine that will slowly happen more.

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     7 years ago 

    Ive always like laughing grass

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     7 years ago 

    That's what's up! Soon I'll post my list of every strain I've ever tried ;) be on the lookout!

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     7 years ago 

    Hohoho, Looking forward to it!Blaze up!

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        I'm a big fan of Sativas

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          The quirkiness of cannabis strain names is something similar to micro brew beer names. But since they are for strains. They are fun and make you think for a second, and ultimately maybe help you buy it and probably remember it as well. But it makes the whole thing overly complicated. And this is not considering all the recent phenotype variations that are also getting their own names. If you really are buying this stuff for medical relief or pleasure, you now need to go through a couple of charts to identify what the strain is and likely effects.

          If proper naming convention were adopted, a lot of these questions would become obvious from the start.

          It would be amazing to have a proper naming convention for strains in addition to the hippy-dippy brand names. These would not end up being cute, funny. But something more like a chemical compound.

          Some crosses seam to follow a logical progression, like white widow and AK-47 which results in White Russian. But that's not always the case.

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