The Depressed Lunatic

The Depressed Lunatic desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A piece of paper is the item to select.

The Depressed Lunatic owned a bag of poop that they would often drop. It was considered to be a different proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was fun. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Lunatic desperately wanted a sword to drop. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Lunatic found a bat that they would smash. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to select.

The Depressed Lunatic looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer of all things.

The Depressed Lunatic always had with them a magic 8 ball to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.