His Blue Lunatic

His Blue Lunatic had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

His Blue Lunatic looked for a spade that they would sometimes hug. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a spade being the chosen item.

His Blue Lunatic found a tomato that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Blue Lunatic desperately wanted a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen item.

His Blue Lunatic looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Blue Lunatic always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.