READ THIS for the benefit of all human kind! The ultimate introduction! @_@

Yo yo! What up Steemit crew!?

This website is amazing. For the first time in human history people without learning how to advertise, or jump through figurative hoops, or anything of that sort can make money from sharing their ideas and their stories. Read this through and you might discover something about yourself while you discover something about me ;)

Amazing right?

I wanna share a few photos of my life:

This is me and my crew shooting a fake-news tv show.

And this is me limboing underneath a Dildo

These were from the last few years of my life. I'm going to be candid and awesome with you all.

I used to weigh 365 lbs - this was a photo I can find of myself when I was 280 lbs:

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I was in Las Vegas with my friends. For much of my life I suffered from debilitating mood issues and some addictions. My life was privileged materially, but extremely lacking in emotionality and friends - I was the kid no one talked to in school, despite what I've shown in my photos - that's a facade. The reality is that up until now, I didn't have the courage to take life into my own hands and be who I want to be. I've always wanted to be a personality, a performer, if you will - and I feel like Steemit and this community is the perfect place to start. It's still somewhat on the periphery of social media, but has a lovely community that can support one another.

So, to lose the weight (because so many people asked me before, I'll share) I found myself practicing 3 months of Yoga in India with a teacher who changed my life, Sanjeev Kumar:

That's me and him together after I received my Yoga Teacher's certificate and this is how much weight I lost that trip:

But even in spite of losing all that weight, I still felt emotionally heavy, so that brings me to here. I am going to create an entertaining personality on Steemit while at the same time, being real and truthful. I love entertaining people, and want to be entertaining to you all! That would make me feel full of light and love.

I love performing and public speaking - this is me doing two of these things (first is a Shakespeare production of Julius Caesar, and the other is me giving a keynote speech):

Right now, I have a big group of 'party friends':

That's all of us together after a big super awesome party weekend in the country.

But I really prefer the close friends that I have in my life over the crazy intense party ones (though I love them too).

I recently overcame some hurdles and went to Costa Rica to find myself and spend time in the Jungle. It felt good, and I know what I want in life.

We were performers and beach bumming Yoga practitioners

The person I want to be is honest, real, genuine, and at the same time, hilariously a personality that is tongue-in cheek, witty, and even sometimes downright abhorrent - think Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report or PewDiePie. I love satire so I really enjoy being a clown about the human ego. So I'm going to shamelessly ask for likes in the most humorous way possible - I'm doing this for a mission: to make a gaffe out of life and to release the seriousness of it, for the sake of me and everyone on the internet.

I am like this guy:

That is the essence to who I am. If you feel me, then let me know!

If you are someone who really wants to also make a life out of sharing your story, and sharing who you CHOOSE to be, then let me know!

What the hell, if you are a human being with a pulse and yearn for reaching your highest potential, then please, you must give this a like as well!

Why give this post a like? I believe in paying it forward and that's the magic of Steemit.

If you are a human being who wishes for everyone here, including yourself to make money off of using this website, to bring cash back into the hands of those of us proletarian masses, then let's give each other high fives!!

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I want to create a persona that will shake steemit to its core. That is my intention. I'm a performer by trade and an actor. I believe that by creating good content that is entertaining, informative, and human, then we build this website up to be better. Like what PewDiePie has done for Youtube, let's do this for Steemit.

Let's get this, for all of us, to as many likes as possible and I promise to be as open, human and genuine, while at the same time shamelessly promotive, hilariously vain, and self-serving as the character I wish to portray.

In the name of all for one and one for all, let's get this party started!

Like and Love ya'll!

P.S. I'm an investor in cryptocurrency and a Sociologist - so I'll be giving my opinions on that constantly =)