Short #joke. 3

in #lol7 years ago

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

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I donated blood today.
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That's what I call getting an AIDS test.

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