Limerick Contest - That Judge, he will Never Pick Mine! He's Loud and Gets Arsey on Wine.
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I started this Limerick contest as much as anything because they are fun and the rules of the metre and scanning are what one might call 'loose'. Never has poetic license been so liberally distributed!
He looked rather cross as he said
“I’ll teach you a lesson
You scruff of a felon,”
You're lazy; and what's more, ill-bred!
Hi @writing-trail, I just stopped back to let you know your post was one of my favourite reads and I included it in my Steemit Ramble. You can read what I wrote about your post here.