Limerick Contest. A Naomi Campbell example to stir this Rhyming Revelry. Plus the guide to writing a Limerick to Scan.

The Joys of a Pub Quiz Night
So the quiz team, in whispers, conferred.
“Wha’bout Naomi Camp-bell;
She’s long-neck-ed as well!
Sometimes nights on one’s own are preferred …

With thanks to @jacobtothe, the lines should go like this:
da= unstressed syllable
DA= stressed syllable
da da DA da da DA da da DA
da da DA da da DA da da DA
da da DA da da DA
da da DA da da DA
da da DA da da DA da da DA
Wiggle room: Add or subtract an initial unstressed syllable as needed.
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Haha. I sounded like a crazy bird singing when I tried reading:
da da DA da da DA da da DA. 😂
Haha - very true!
I hope that you can see through the birdsong.
Yeah. Or I can sing it in the smurf song tune. Haha. Or nah. I'll just join the contest. 😃
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Very nice ~.~ thank you for sharing