As I am sitting checking my crypto-portfolio

I want to smoke a cigarette.

Suddenly
i hear some Skandinavian voices behind me. Immediately I react, urn around and ask them if they have snus. What is snus you may ask?! This:

First: I'm a lucky bastard! I mean, how big was the chance? Second: Snus rocks! Stuff's so strong it'd get an elephant high :D

Thanks my Norwegian tourists, the inventor of snus, the world, Lenivo for making my computer, my mom for making me, all my fans and supporters and the sun for shining every day.

Snusanians know: Nothing can stop you while on snus!