FOGGY SITUATION

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A young lady’s tale

simply put; that situation when you think you are the cynosure of all eyes and need to put up a good show and things go Berserk before you could hold it down.
One day an damsel or like we say in local parlance “okpeke” was walking down the road and she had it all good but on citing some group of guys doing their “guys” stuff of throwing shades at girls that passed by she decided to escape their problems or probably put up a show that she was classy.
She thought of several tricks to engage the beehive of eyes on her, none seemed to work till she finally decided to fake a call and cat walk past them while they droll at her physique which definitely was an hour glass shape and would definitely keep the boys busy while she escapes their tirade.
She increased her poise level as if a contestant at the popular “miss Nigeria” beauty pageant, with grace and elegance she talked to a numb phone and was half way past the fellows when an unlucky fellow as she think him/her to be, decided to fate crash the party by dialing her number and that was how out of the blue a popular ghetto music began to blast from her phone speakers and a loud roar of laughter burst out of the guys, “see fine girl don fall her hand” they echoed to themselves and were screaming “ewu” and that was how she lost her balance and her heels tilted and down for feet below to sea level she went crashing!

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