I Made International Headlines With a Stupid Tweet
This is not photoshopped. These are real headlines about a tweet I made about Lara Croft's boobs.
I have spent my life challenging people's most deeply held beliefs, and never have I received widespread media attention as I have for this. It's unbelievable in its absurdity and stupidity, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't profoundly enjoying myself.
Lara Croft has big boobs everybody knows that.
Political correctness can go to hell.
DAMN THEM ALL TO HEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!
well congrats are in order I suppose!!! hahaha Of course it was that one thing that you got headlines for XD.
I don't know if I should be laughing or crying. All these news outlets are so fucking concerned about what some fat guy on the internet thinks about boobs. Anyways, congratulations on making it big TJ.
TJ just wants to tiddyfug some polygonal sweater meats.
Don't worry guy, you can say tittyfuck on Steemit!
Oh OK. I tittyfucked your mom.
Of all the edgy things you've said to blow up... Your tweet's just saying she doesn't fit your vision of Lara Croft and then that gets twisted into you saying she can't be Lara Croft and somehow it's body shaming.
As Big Man Tyrone says: Congratulations!!
This is awesome. Stupidity is winning. Life is going to be entertaining until everything crashes and burns.
This is awesome @tjkirk. #triggertheworld
You went on CNN,
I know, CNN is rubbish,
but still, should that not count?
It was what I said to my wife when I first saw the trailer.
Nothing like the video game.