I met the president of Germany in a Grocery store

in #life8 years ago (edited)

I was walking into this Grocery store with my mom to buy some stuff. I wasn't really paying attention whats going on because I was busy looking at my phone screen. Than my Mom says Thomas isnt this Angela Merkel? I look up and who do i see its the president of Germany and around her about 10 Bodyguards. Of course I dont give a fuck go up to her and ask can I take a picture with you. She was surprised and kinda shy so I stand next to her and tell my mom to take a picture but it was kinda awkward just standing next to her. I start thinking what pose should i take should I put my arm around her but maybe the security will jump me so I decided to shake her hand like the G that I am.

And Yes she is holding a lemon in her other hand I interrupted her buying some fruits :D anyway thats my story for today.

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Are those Angela's nipples sticking out ?

hahaha yea i didnt wanted to mention this but i think she wasnt wearing a bra or she got horny touching me. Probably the second one :DDD

Yes and he has a penis.

True that. Biology rules

She has blood on hand

That is great! You should have asked her to be your mentor. I have no shame in asking people who have achieved high status to teach me what they know. Often times they are excited that you are excited to know more about them! Have you ever got a big payday on a comment? I made $270 on a comment yesterday. Check my post out! https://steemit.com/steem/@brianphobos/after-a-rough-day-on-steemit-berniesanders-came-to-the-rescue-like-a-digital-angel

dude its not about the money its about having a good time. When you die you wont be abel to take the money with you all you take is the experience and the love you gained while your stay in this world ;)

Good for you! That shows some courage - I love the look on her face

haha yea she was very surprised

Wow, she buys her own lemons.

Shes giving lemons to life. She's like the German version of Chuck Norris!

ouch, was that an insult? chuck norris not popular right now...

not and insult at all. I guess I'm outdated on the CN part.

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