😳Official Release/Notice/Letter No: 4 From @thewhitehous

The Triangle Office Because The Rectangle One Is Now Being Refurnished With The Biggest Furniture (as per request of mr donald trump)
The North West Wing
17 Doors Down, Opposite Guest Bedroom Tango1178. (STILL At The Same Temporary Office, And It’s Got No Windows).

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The time is getting much nearer, when mr donald trump will announce the one who will be the US Supreme Court Justice, assuming everyone else agree’s of course.

So far we are told by mr donald trump that he has four contestants in mind, one female and three male. You can see those here: https://www.theguardian.com/law/2018/jul/09/donald-trump-supreme-court-nomination

The contestant choices have already been made public so we don’t need to do that again, what we must reassure you of is the fairness of the final decision of the winner, mr donald trump has informed us it will be completely fair.

The decision process that mr donald trump will go through will include, as stated by himself
“the time off day that I finally decide, if I have had sufficient food and beverages, if the person looks good in a suit and tie, If Melania and me had any sexy fun time the night before, if any of them have taken me to a fancy dinner like ever, if they have contributed to my campaign in any reasonable amount or not, and finally do I think they can do the job properly.”

Now we know that what mr donald trump said about suit and tie could be misconstrued as meaning he will pick a man for the job…. we urge all not to jump to conclusions, a person who is not a man could possibly also wear a suit and tie well.

This is a huge decision for mr donald trump to make, and we must trust that the correct one will be made. (we are well aware that many of the decisions previously taken by mr donald trump have been shall we say unexpected and destructive).
We here @thewhitehous have full trust that a good decision will be made, mr donald trump has many things to consider, as indicated by what will be included in the decision process.

There has been a lot of fear mongering in the media about what will happen after the new person takes over. This could possibly be justified fear of rulings to come, and rights that will most likely disappear following new (and revisited) cases and rulings that the newly appointed US Supreme Justice may make…on the other hand, everything could just continue much as it has.

We can of course not know for sure either way, yes @thewhitehous we are also completely in the dark as mr donald trump tells us very little.

Obviously the winning contestant that mr donald trump chooses must also be approved by the other (not so important) parts of our Govt.

We are keenly aware that if mr donald trump doesn’t get his way, bad things tend to happen, there are a large part of our country that also believe that if mr donald trump does get his way…bad things tend to happen.

So it’s really a lose lose situation as we @thewhitehous see it, but it couldn’t get any worse, could it?

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