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RE: Hold It In and Keep Things Simple
The bathrooms may not be well marked. The birds need a sign saying 'Bathroom' or they'll just drop it anywhere. Maybe try calling it the 'latrine'. Then, to be safe, put another sign on the motorcycle that says 'motorcycle'. That should solve it.
That's a good idea. I forgot birds know how to read which is ridiculous because Big Bird taught me about letters and stuff so how can I forget? Jeepers....
Do birds shit where they eat? I could sprinkle seeds everywhere on and around the bike. Instead of shitting on it, they could then come and clean it up.
That's true, all birds can read. I'd forgotten too, and was thinking that you might put up a post, somewhere where they could see it, and at the top stick a drawing of some bird shit, no language needed. Might work, and would be easier than writing 'shit here' or any such elaborate wording as that.
So are you saying I should: Build a Shit Post?
Not a Shit Post, but instead, at least a dozen of them, so the birds can decide which ones they like.
Then I could manage a whole flock's worth of shit!