FUNNY Ancient Words of Wisdom §§§

HOME = a house is not a home .

A) i want a house that has got over all its troubles; i  don't  want to spend the rest of my life bringing up young and inexperienced house .

 B) The strength of a nation is derived from the integrity of its homes .

 C) The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store .

 D)  The modern  idea of a home has been well expressed as the place one goes from the garage .

 E)  Home is where the collage student home for the holidays isn't .

 F) Nobody shoulders a rifle in defense of a boarding house .

HONESTY / DISHONESTY = >>I hope i shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what i consider the most 

                                                            enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

A) Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom >> some are born good some make good and some are caught with the goods. (lol)

B) There's one way to find out if a man is honest >> ask him. IF he says, YES " YOU KNOW HE IS A CROOK.

C) A commentary on the times is that  the word " Honesty" is now seen as old-fashioned. 

D) Its strange that a men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be Honest.

E) Honesty is the most important thing in life. Unless you really know how to  fake it, you'll never make it.

F) Whether you are an honest man or whether you're a  thief/depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief. 

HOPE =>>>Hope springs eternal in human breast 

A) There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.

B) If a man truly has lost hope, he would not be on hand to say so. 

C) Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic.

D) Hope is the pillar that holds up the world / Hope is the dream of a waking man.

E) It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere.

F) To travel hopefully is better that to just travel.

HUSBANDS =>>>The most popular labor-saving device today, is still a husband with money.

A) A husband is what is left of a man after the nerve is extracted. 

B) All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell the apart.

C) An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have, the older she gets, the more interested is he in her.

D) Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.

E) The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him 

F) When a woman hires a detective to fellow her husband, it's probably to learn what the other woman see in him. 

IDEAS =>>>> Neither a man nor a nation can exist without a sublime idea.

A) There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well- dressed fools 

B)  No one as ever had an idea in a dress suit.

C)  No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but lot of foolish ideas have died there.

D) Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him.

E) All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.

F) The value of an idea has nothing whatsoever to do with the sincerity of the man who expresses it .

                                  GUESS YOU FEEL MUCH BETTER, THANKS FOR READING .