What would you do if one of your friends came over and took a dump on your vehicle? How would you handle it?

I would take a dump on them! Right on their face! I would get them so dirty the sheer weight of the dump would prevent them from flying ever again! I once did this to one of my friends, a mosquito, she tried to suck me dry during the night, i was trying to sleep so i took a dump on top of her and told her i had learned this strange black ops tatics with the birds!

BTW... the mosquitos that suck your blood are indeed female, the males get their nutrition from trees and fruits,etc... just wanted to had some actual content to my comment