Wife is putting me on a diet today :(
She has finally had it. I've gotten too pudgy and she has drawn the line.
Two eggs in the morning
Salad for lunch
reasonable dinner
No Beer, No Snacks, No Bread, No Hamburgers, No French Fries, No Desert...
I can handle most of that, but No Beer? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Your wife must love you that much to keep you fit all time. ;)
She does... She loves me less when there is more of me around...
I need a wife to make me diet, but I need to diet to find a wife...
Now there is a conundrum!
Good LUCK! Your wife loves you a lot :) Listen to her and
Imagine your body in shape please..If you obey the rules well for one week. Since then, It will be easy to keep the rules like a habit. Cheer!!!
She is most likely doing it for the best!
Oh man no beer, what about diet beer,
LOL
Like this?
Did you mean diet water?
Yuck I would rather drink a Miller Ultra Light.
I already upvote restem and follow @ please upvote me yes please help
Thank you for following, upvote, and resteem!
@senseicat lol let this man drink some beer 😂😂
Health first @socky
Amen. What @soufianechakrouf said!
Dieting post.....upvote,follow and resteem done @socky
Thank you. Will see if it works... The Diet...
Your wife is really doing a good job by wanting you to keep fit always.
It seems you don't agree with "No beer" hahaha
She does her best. No beer is definitely a hardship.
The schedule and rules are too tough, sir.
Indeed
Two eggs, salad and dinner ! yep that's me 3 times a day!
Oh boy! Three times a day!