Houston we Have Liftoff! Or an Air Conditioner...Climatizador...whatever, I'm not sweating!

You see that thing in front of the giant dog overtaking my bed? Yeah, that's my brand new ar climatizador, purchased, at last, with the knowledge that I have the SBD to cover what was taken out of our bank account! Well, I say it's mine, but quite obviously Freya the giant puppy has claimed it. And no, I didn't spell ar or climatizador wrong, it's Portuguese, not English.

This bad boy is not an air conditioner, per se, it is an air acclimatizer (?), acclimater (?) something, I don't know what we'd call it in English. What it does is it takes water, hot air, and some magic, and turns it into a vortex of Icelandic gale-force wind! At half the cost of an AC and with much less power consumption. Just don't move from in front of it, because it does not cool the room. For half the cost, a not huge power bill, and sweet sweet unsweatyness I'll never move again!

This was made possible by the rewards from my Yeah, I Told You So Short Story which you can find in this giant link.

https://steemit.com/writing/@smuggly-sparrow/yeah-i-told-you-so-a-short-story

It's giant because I'm putting off work I should be doing but can't find the "shove your opinion down your own throat and get through it" for. That means, I have to get back to work and don't have time to Google, again, how to make tiny little linky things. Again. So yeah, there you go...Steemit is worth the effort. Freya says it is anyway...

PS: I took that rather horrid picture :)