Dating Sites:

I have been on and off them for the past 3 years.

Plenty of fish
Farmers Only
Match.com
Zoosk
Ok Cupid
EHarmony
EliteSingles
Our Time
Alt Scene
Fetish (OMG I was horrifed)
Christian Mingle
Millionaire Match
Sugar Daddy
Tinder

This is usually what I see:

1. "I like long walks on the beach"
   When a man types that and his picture shows his fat ass lying on the couch among beer bottles... you sorta gotta say.. NEXT!

2. "I am looking to start over"
   So his life was so fucked up before he came to this site and is hoping for a fairy princess to erase it and give him bliss
   _I think as a rule,they should have to say why they are single again,or who filed for the divorce and why. That is important info for us

3. A picture with his last gf or his last wife cut out so you only see 1 eye and an arm around his neck not attached to anything.
   Either he can't seem to let go of her,or he sat in his basement tearing her out of all his pics.

4. Anyone with a picture of his Harley as the 1st pic.
   Self explanatory. That bike is and always will be his first love. You will be second,maybe.....

5. "I have been hurt so badly,and I never want to be hurt again."
   Well,never is a hard word to get around,as no one knows the future,otherwise we would have so many lottery winners!

6. His high school picture with the long hair and droopy mustache
   The guys age shows 57. Does he really still look like that?

7. Baseball caps or big panama hats...
   He is most likely hiding a bald head,or a bad comb over,or a really bad sunburn.
   OR : He's been wearing this cap for so long,it is stuck on his head.

8. "I don't think money is important."
   This could mean he lives under a rock,and doesn't wear underwear,or he is living in his mom's basement.

9. Showing his private parts...
   you could be 11 inches and it won't matter.Why you ask? Because we can't see your face!
   You may be proud of yourself,but I'm sure I wouldn't want to go around with you with your dick as a face.
   What are you hiding?

10. "Must be willing to try anything"
    Okay. I am as adventurous as they come. But no, I will not hang upside down from a chandelier in the kitchen.
    I also wouldn't care to be gang raped.Thank you

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