How the fuck did I miss this glorious post??? :(

I once had this awesome knife that was a super professional chef's knife... my mom bought it when she studied in Le Cordon Bleu (one of those famous cooking schools). We sharpened it really well once and it was soooooo sharp, it was cutting through watermelon like it was water. Knifes can be awesome as fuck, so I can see how it can distract your life enough that you never post anymore...