ENHANZOR-5000 ~ THE RANT REEL with @ragequit [ EP. 5 ]

in #life7 years ago

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THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE!!

New and improved enhancements to make your life longer and richer!

Enhance and widen the spectrum of your sensors: See through walls, hear whispers from a mile away!

Bad memory? No problem! Now you can replay any moment of your life whenever you want! Everything you see is stored on our blockchain service which we offer COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE!

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Stay connected over the internet with friends and family by augmenting your vision through the new retina projection technology!

Regular Over-The-Air updates so you know that we keep YOUR experience on the cutting edge of today!

All this and much more can be yours with our new and improved tiny implant

ENHANZOR-5000

Available now at any cyborg upgrade facility near you for only

$29.99 $59.99

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Price does not include VAT and implant procedure cost. The product is provided as is and any usage side effects, discomforts and/or malfunctions are the user's responsibility.



"I could barely remember my wife's face before the implant, now I have a projection of her on my retina at all time!" - Clark Fudgems, War Hero diagnosed with PTSD
"I've got the ENHANZOR-5000 about a week ago and it's incredible, I have no idea how I lived without it!" - Jeremy Davis, CEO at Foresight Investments

"The implant procedure was fast and painless, I went to sleep for 20 minutes and when I woke up I was a better person!" - Anna Biggums, Housewife

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