Last night must have been CRAZY, because I have no idea how or why this image came to be my desktop background

Who drew this thing?

Did I draw it?

How could someone be drunk and/or high enough to think drawing this would be a good idea and yet still be sober enough to actually draw it?

Why on earth did someone make this unholy abomination into my goddamn desktop background?

What the FUCK is this piece of shit even supposed to be?