I like the play with lark and fair, for some reason it had me thinking "Clever bastard". Then it became rude bastard at cock-weasel and a tad underwhelmed that it was not because you wanted change back from the maid after a sexy rendezvous. That would be too predictable so good for going with the coffee cups, I relate that to people wanting to wash my coffee mug and making my bed. I am going to sleep in it again and sure as hell I will be making coffee again so piss off.
As long as it's some kind of bastard I end up happy! Get that coffee on! Or sleep or both!!! ;0)