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Better than a slap, at least.

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Better than a poisoned feast.

Too much yeast?

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Better call a priest.

The priest was deceased

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My suit for the funeral is creased.

Don't take it to the dry-cleaners, your sure to be fleeced.

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What about that guy with the shop to the northeast?

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