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RE: That Post You Almost Didn't Notice Until You Saw This Fancy Title and then Couldn't Resist Looking
That title is one way to get attention, I'm noticing. I think I could have wrote anything there though, which is what I always do, because I think it's hilarious to be like that, and nobody else does it.
Either I'm getting older, or the ground is getting harder. Or maybe they just don't make footwear like they used to. Or maybe gravity has more, pull stuff. Or maybe the air is thinner. Or maybe I just don't know how to land those kind of jumps. Or maybe I just need to be more careful because I have more lives than a cat and I'm really pushing my luck. I could tell stories for days and they'd be all about the times I've almost died, all alone.
It's all of those things and more! But the thing to be wary of is the innocuous thing. The daft thing. The little thing, like tripping over a fold in the carpet that will do for you. :0)
Choking on a cracker or inhaling a bug while you sleep. How do you even explain that at the gates?
Maybe that's what ghosts are, people to embarrassed to pass beyond
I think sometimes the line is long, waiting becomes a partial eternity, and people just get bored, so they go home, then discover they're dead, so they do weird shit to get attention, because being normal doesn't work anymore.
It would certainly sum up their behaviour. I mean why on earth world you return only to bump and rattle. Boredom!