One could be forgiven for thinking that the good lady wife was "having a go". I believe good kebab handling skills are instinctive; like breathing is or our fight / flight reaction. It's no more possible that you messed up the couch with a kebab than it is you forgetting how to poo. Beware of such trick questions @meesterboom and never doubt your own (kebab) mastery!
I think there was definitely am element of trickery and attempting to put me on the back foot. Oh yes, I am sure of it. Fortunately today I seem to have ingested some kind of laid back pill and am doing with the punches like Ann old pro!
Hehe, those skills are instinctive. I hope I don't forget them ever!
It would be horrible to forget how to breathe and poo wouldn't it? I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere 🤔
I was thinking that myself!