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Wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold the phone!

Are you holding it yet?

Do you mean to tell me that I have just finished off paying my mortgage and am now the full owner of the world!?

Yes.

I get you didn't realise it was that kind of mortgage.

Well what do you know! Slap my tuchis and call me a monkey's uncle! I guess I own the world. Hot diggity! This calls for a toast of some bubbly!

Crack the bottles open!! The first of many!! This is your life from now on in!!!

And as such, I vow to be a benevolent ruler. Just as long as I get my chicken wings.

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