You definitely cant waste it. I have been in similar situations before. Lagery beer offered and it would be rude to say no and it is always warm and pissy! Yuk! People of our station should be waited on with cold exotic beers!

Oh lol, aff wi - you are indeed almost an honorary Scot. It is indeed off with! It's a weird expression. You get off with someone and its like having it off with them but mouthy kiss malarkey only!

I am looking forward to a work cuntless weekend! Hurrah! Although I have to visit the north to meet with her fecking family. Blegh. I hate the north!!