The Game's a Bogey

Ah, how to start. This is hard to write.

No more posts from me. Nada. Not a one.

I'm sorry. In more way than one. Obviously, I would love to carry on posting here on Steemit. I have become fond of so many people here and this site has become a big part of my life but sometimes. Well, sometimes things can get in the way.

And so, things have gotten in the way with me.

I will fess up. There is one big reason for stopping posting. One huge absolutely massive one which I can quite simply do nothing about.

My writing team have let me down.

And in letting me down, I feel that they have let you down too.

You see, long ago, when I realised that to get anywhere on this site I would have to write original quality posts, I knew I was in trouble. Why? Well, I can't write to fucking save myself.

So I thought, how can I get around this? How can I find a modicum of success on Steemit if I can't string two words together?

And not just the odd post here and there but every fucking day? I mean, how is it possible to write an original quality post every single fucking day?

I tell you. It's NOT possible.

Or so I thought, then I stumbled upon Fiverr.

Imagine! A whole site full of raggedy clothed beggars, willing to do anything for a few golden pennies flung their way. I was on to something.

So I started paying guys on Fiverr for stories. Make them up, I said, the ruder the better.

And they did.

It was all going quite well.

Until last week, when the writers found out about Steemit and started trying to blackmail me for more money.

I told them to fuck off.

They told me to write my own fucking stories.

Shit.

They got me there.

So sorry everyone. Until I sort out some replacement writers there won't be any posts from this old BoomDawg.

Anyone looking for work?