Well, maybe one day they'll make swimwear for men too, who knows. I bet your wifey wouldn't mind getting a surprise gift from Hallahalla either. ;)

In my experience men can get disturbed quite easily and maybe it wouldn't be that bad of an idea to try to disorientate your enemy. BTW didn't they build female figures in the prows of their ships back in the days? Makes me wonder if they were made only for the aesthetics or not.. Anyways, I wasn't layin' there trying to give people any sort of ideas, just enjoyed the sun. I liked the combo of my body against the ship in the last pic, I think it has a nice marine feeling in it.