As the carpet started to slip our hero waved his hands and arms to the side trying to regain his balance. His finger accidentally caught in the top Vee of an attractive, Mary!n Monroe lookalike, there was the screech of tearing fabric and as our hero sank down to one knee his vision was blocked by .......ooops wrong story, that could end up a Hong Kong Bible.
Wrong story indeed but I liked where that one was going hehehe!