Everyone wants to be a failure right? Failing is just so much fun, Because then you have a crazy story to tell, That will give you lots of attention and pity!
Everyone should work hard to become a failure. It's just the way to go. The good news is, becoming a failure is actually quite easy if you know what you are doing.

Do Everything Alone

You shouldn't have friends or family in your life. Your goal is to fail. Asking for help is simply something you should never do.
When you ask for help, you are showing how weak you are, And that you aren't capable in general. So Save that for later! And don't bother asking for help. It's a waste of time. Especially people who are better than you. If your going to associate with anyone try and associate with people who aren't as talented as you are. This will ensure that you never grow as a person.

Have A Scarcity Mindset

Being Terrified of anything and everything is truly how you should be. Everything is so limited, Everything is so scarce. Many opportunities you have now, You'll never have again. Good things do not grow on trees! When you have a scarcity mindset everything that you see or touch Will cause you to have an iron grip on. You'll never let things go, And you'll obsess over these things because you feel you'll never have the opportunity to do or have them again.
That will allow you to have hyper focus on the things you actually want to achieve. Always see success as rare, And see every opportunity as limited.

Wait For Luck

Don't ever look for luck. If things don't fall into your hands, They weren't meant to be. Plus it's selfish for you to "Look" for luck Because then you aren't saving any for anyone else. And that's really selfish.
Luck is all about entitlement, And if you feel entitled to be lucky, Then you'll get lucky. It's often just that easy. Don't just sit there and look for opportunities that will help you become lucky. Because we all know that it's impossible to do that, Luck is given. Not Earned.

By doing my super proven tips, You are guaranteed to become a failure in life. I hope these help you live a miserable and lonely life!