Texans In Trouble For Concealed Carry Keychain...?

What in Carnation is going on down in Texas...? It seems the fine state along our southern border has made it criminal to carry this cat face keychain...

That's right, you can carry guns on your hips and knives in your pockets...but don't get caught with this happy cat face keychain or you could find yourself standing tall before The Man...it's just a keychain for Pete's sake...

Do you need any other proof that government doesn't work in the interest of common citizens...?