Words of counsel for pre-evolved me

DO NOT BORROW MONEY YOU DO NOT HAVE.

In 9 years you will have accumulated thousands of debt. You will exchange 4+ life for a receipt (you’ll pay $22.50 to frame) that reads ‘Bachelor of Design with Honours’. You are yet to get a foot in the industry and come equipped with a good for nothing credit rating and a yearning for a nomadic lifestyle, because you think life would be way more kickass pretending you’re the protagonist of your favourite RPG.

You will develop an unhealthy obsession with Game of Thrones. Start reading the novels now.

Cheer up. You control your own happiness. You can be as happy as you look below, even if that's a night you have no recollection of.