Hmm. We'll have to compare lengths (not a euphemism, that would hardly be professional, would it?) later. I might have to skip my next shave just so I can beat you....
Though I don't quite have that majesty you showed in your title pic.
And Gandalf? Here I was thinking your beard was brown.
My beard is a steely grey with red bits and pale brown bits. Like a diseased old fox.
I think that would be a fine thing, let us see your majesty!!