1. Your graphics are totally old school, but they work
2. you seem to be living the life you've always wanted
3. I'm glad I read this today because I really need to get that hustle back
4. I like the hr> divider graphic idea and I might have to steal it.

I've been semi-retired for a few years and I'm about to be 40 and want to get back in the game. Time to 10x my life.