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I didn't realize you where his mom - just start with that lol.

I am so sorry that I did not make my thought clear. I'd like to pay you to do an illustrative drawing of me. I'd like to use that drawing as my image on my web page. I love this one of Eric (who is my son) and I'd like one similar to it of me. I am more than willing to pay you for your work. I support artists!

Awesome - are you on steemit chat?

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Well if she is your mom can do it for free. I just thought it was a random on looker checking out my work and was like - hey I like that - can I put that on my blog. And I was like...mmmmm

Oh fuck no. Get yo ass paid. But it will have to be in normal dollars because she doesn't know what SBD means. She does old school shit like, writes checks and puts them in the mail. Also, she doesn't get internet at her house so she won't see this till Monday when she goes into town.
It isn't lost on me that you just offered it for free. You get mad points for that because I love my Momma. But trust me; She knows what art is worth.
P.S. I am working on a piece for you.

https://steemit.com/contest/@porn-watch/vices-and-vanity-steemit-smut-contest-1-a-writer-s-challenge-needful-things-free-write I hope you get it in in time. I also gave you a few shoutouts on @porn-watch so as you know... I might have named you a plot to kidnap a few women.

I saw that smut contest, and I thought about what to write for it for a good minute. I had a beautiful piece written in my head about how much it turns me on when girls cry while I'm fucking them, but, as you can see; my mom reads these blogs.
Shit, I guess I can just leave it in the comments over there. Nevermind. I'm dumb.

P.S. I am working on a piece for you.

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