What wonderful things have you ever met in the cinema?你在电影院遇到过哪些奇葩的事情？
There is a movie, not a lot of people, I sat behind a pair of lovers, the woman sat down and began to force the hundred from that said a endless, my boyfriend fell to the feet from the ground, a man in a kindly manner with the beginning of two, and let the women don't talk, will affect others. But the girl did not listen to him, also become aggravated up, feel the man in the relationship is in a weak position, has been behind in silence and sigh, I turned to look, is a little brother looks very honest, sound is also very gentle, women do not do the evaluation.
Because the movie is very bad, I am boring gossip has been close to the ear, listening for a long time, is probably not the ability to abandon "boy, does not earn money, can not give life she wanted her friend ah ah bestie cosmetics bag sitting high-grade car, she still uses the cheap crowded subway cosmetics, in front of others could not lift up" "a lot of good boys love her, the man is built 8 Lifetime Blessing to find her such a girlfriend, she should be very good very good" Balabala, and so on. I heard the more uncomfortable, is this little brother baobuping heart.
The girl finally made a summary of every single word or phrase
"nothing else, you'll see the cinema besides me who can see you?"
This is the same to the opera trance I turned the unexpected happening to pick up a sentence
"I can!"
Then I turned my head and began to slap myself in my heart.
There was a riddle of silence in the back.
And then I stayed up for ten minutes.
Then I stood up and walked.
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有一次看电影，人不是很多，我后边坐了一对情侣，女的从坐下就开始叨逼叨的说个没完没了，把男朋友从头数落到脚，男的一开始好声好气的附和，并且提了两次让女的别说话了，会影响别人的，但无奈女的根本不听他的，还变本加厉了起来，感觉男的在感情里是处于弱势地位，后面一直在沉默和叹气，我扭头看了一下，是个看起来特别老实的小哥哥，声音也很温柔，女的嘛就不做评价了。
因为电影很烂，我也是闲得无聊八卦就一直凑着耳朵听，听了半天，大概就是嫌弃“男孩儿没本事，挣不上钱，给不了她想要的生活“她的朋友啊闺蜜啊都用高档的化妆品包包坐好车，她现在还用便宜的化妆品挤地铁，在别人面前都抬不起头来”“好多优秀的男生喜欢她，男的是修了八辈子的福气才能找到她这样的女朋友，应该对她十分十分好特别特别好”巴拉巴拉，诸如此类的。我越听越不爽，心里有点为这小哥抱不平。
最后这位妹子一字一句的做了个总结
“别的不说，你就看看这个电影院里除了我谁能看得上你？”
这时，正听戏一样的听的出神的我神使鬼差的扭过头接了一句
“我能啊！”
然后我淡定扭过头，心里开始狂扇自己耳光。
背后开始谜一样的沉默。
然后我又撑了十分钟。
然后我站起来走了。