Read Those and Get Your Daily Life Smile
Those are for your daily smile, i hope you will enjoy it. Don't worry it is short and funny to read.
God Making Pandas
- GOD: cow bears
- ANGEL: what
- GOD: did i f**cken shutter
- ANGEL:
- God: take it a cow and make it a bear
There, My First Animal
- GOD: there, my first animal :9
- SNAKE: you are not done right? How am i supposed to move?
- GOD: like this shimmies
- SNAKE:
- God: just kinda shimmies
- SNAKE: dude
God Making Bats
- GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings
- ANGEL: um
- GOD:
- ANGEL: god?
- God: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot
God Creating Mosquitoes
- GOD: ' I wonder how i could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces'
God Creating Spiders
- GOD: make it have 8 legs
- ANGEL: seems excessive but ok
- GOD: and 8 eyes
- ANGEL: you need to calm down a li-
- God: give it a butt rope
- GOD: okey tiny animals you are ready to be in the world!!!
- ants: yipe!!! yay!!!
- GOD : okay lets make the anteater now
- the what
God Creating Bees
- GOD: put a needle on its butt
ANGEL: come on God, wha- - GOD: Make its puke delicious
- ANGEL:WTF
God Creating Alligator
- GOD: see that log?
- ANGEL: yeah?
- GOD: fill it with teeth
- ANGEL: say again?
- God: fill it!
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God Creating Dogs
- GOD : oh these turned out great. ım going to want all of these back at some point
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God: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot
lol :]
what about lion i will be exspecting it in the next post lol
Wonderful analysis, my favourite is that of the bees, even though their sting hurt a lot, they're beautiful.
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The animals love: God gave them the beginning of thoughts and joy of serenity. Do not resent her, do not torment them, do not take away their joy, do not resist the thought of God. Man, do not ascend above the animals: they are sinless, and you, with your greatness, are suppurating the earth with your appearance on it and leaving your purulent trace behind you, alas, almost every one of us! I liked your post.
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The lines are so comical that I could not stop laughing. Thank you for giving me a good laugh ha ha ha!
very interesting animal pictures, I really like it
Pandaaa :) nice post buddy
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