I'm old and I was in line for the first Star Wars movie on opening day and have seen all the others just as they came out - some more than once and I bought boxed sets and all the toys. I say "Help me Obi Wan" frequently and it works!

But in the last movies I am lost. Lost! I have not one idea what goes on in them anymore and I could never write a review.

When we came out of one of them, my little son asked me what my favorite part was and my answer was "The pillars in one scene were really cool."

Yes - the architecture in one scene was better than the whole rest of the movie. He still hates me for that comment.

In the last movie I liked the main young girl's outfit above everything else and fell asleep about half-way through. I woke up to see Harrison Ford get killed and felt bad, but maybe he is not dead now???

I thought the problem was me being old, but maybe not. I won't be seeing the next one or any others. I've already got the force with me and I prefer my old memories.