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Things to say to your Dear ones, The best way i can suggest you is to send it on personal DM AND DON'T FORGET TO ADD THEIR NAME IN START AND NOT JUST BROADCAST THE WHOLE TEXT TO ALL !!!

Funny Happy New Year Statuses 2018

1. I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot. happy new year
2. You can do anything, but not everything – Happy New Year 2018.
3. To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong. happy new year
4. Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS. happy new year
5. Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. happy new year
6. Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go. happy new year
7. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. happy new year
8. You affect the world by what you browse. happy new year.
9. Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. happy new year
10. Patience is not simply the ability to wait – it’s how we behave while we’re waiting. happy new year
    

    Happy New Year 2018 Messages

012.Read books instead of reading my status! happy new year
013.Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull. happy new year
014.It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper. happy new year
015.You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.. happy new year
016.Everybody is so happy….I hate that. happy new year

1. Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence??? happy new year
2. We men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom. happy new year
3. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary. happy new year
4. Wow now I’m a graduate.Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.happy new year
   021.Beauty is power; a smile is its sword. happy new year
   022.Good morning…let the stress begin. happy new year
   023.Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you 🙂 happy new year
   024.The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. happy new year
   025.It is what we know already that often prevents us from learning. happy new year
   026.Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. happy new year
   027.Let us always meet each other with smile, for smile is the beginning of love. happy new year
   028.Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers. happy new year
   029.Respect is what we owe; love, what we give. happy new year
   030.Learning to trust is one of life’s most difficult tasks. happy new year
   031.Common sense is not so common. happy new year
   031.Always be smarter than the people who hire you. happy new year
   032.Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. happy new year
   033.Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. happy new year
   034.Winners never quit and quitters never win. happy new year
   035.Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. happy new year
5. Lost time is never found again. happy new year
   037.Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. happy new year
   038.In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. happy new year
   039.A new year offers you 365 blank pages, write the most beautiful chapter of your life. Happy new year.
6. Be the better version of yourself this new year. Fall, learn, carry on, repeat. Happy new year
   041.Let's make a promise to each other to meet more often. Looking forward to spend more time with you in the new year.
7. Health first, wealth later. Make your and your family's health a priority this year. Have a healthy new year.
8. May this new year be a joyful ride for you and your family. Here's wishing you best year ahead. Happy New Year!
9. I pray for your and your family's happiness and well-being. May you all have an amazing year ahead.
10. Hoping to engage less in the virtual world and more in the real world this year. Here's to new beginnings... Happy New Year!
11. I wish you overcome every challenge this new year and climb the ladder of success. Have a successful new year ahead.
12. May the new year days be as bright as the sunshine and as calm as the moonlight. Have a wonderful year ahead.
13. Embrace the crests and troughs of your life with a smile. May the supreme force with you. Happy New Year.
    049.May the universe bless you in surprising and joyful ways.
    050.Expecting your smiles to become even bigger in 2018. Happy New Year.
    051.Here's a new chance for a vibrant start
    052.Thanks for all the fun, and lovely moments we shared
    053.May we have lots more in the glorious New Year.
    054.As I think about our friendship and how happy it has made me, I want to wish you happiness in the year to come. Happy New Year
    055.Counting my blessings and wishing you more. Have a prosperous New Year, my dear friend.
    056.Every New Year wish that I have ever made came true when I met you. Thank you, sweetheart. Happy New Year with love.
    057.Years come, and Years go, but our friendship has stood the test of time. Wishing you the best in this upcoming year.
    058.Happy New Year to you, my dear. You ensured that my 2017 was safe and warm.
    059.Looking forward to more hugs in 2018 - Happy New Year!
    060.You have been tough on the rough year 2017 proved to be. Wishing you a smoother 2018. Happy New Year!
    061.When you look straight into my eyes, I melt. Please do that more often in 2018. Happy New Year!
    062.Whether you are a dream or reality, or anything in between, just be you in 2018, too. Happy New Year.
    063.When 2017 was slicing me and dicing me, you were busy putting me back together. Happy New Year!
    064.May the New Year start with fresh joys and and a life filled with peace. May you get warmth and togetherness and prosperity too.
    065.It's another year. May your dreams become true and may God pour love and care on you.
    066.To my awesome friend; thank you for fun, and sometimes embarrassing memories we share. Let's keep that tradition going in the upcoming year.
    067.Life is not about possession; it is about appreciation
    068.Colourful like the rainbow and brilliant like the sun
    069.Fragrant as roses and filled with cheer and fun
    070.Wishing you a Happy New Year
    071.May there be happiness the whole year through
    072.May all desires and aspirations come truenand bring love and mirth to you
    Happy New Year
    073.May all days of the New Year
    074.Scatter love and happiness wherever you go

075.The start of every year takes you a step closer to the attainment of your dreams. Hope this year is the breakthrough one and your dreams finally turn into reality.
076.Dear friend, on this joyous occasion of New Year, cherish our memories and feel the warmth of my wishes. Happy New Year!

1. If the previous year hasn’t given you something to be happy and proud of, don’t fret. If the 31st of December signifies the end of a year, the 1st of January signifies the beginning. You have life; you have hope, go out there and accomplish all that you want.
   078.To put an end to something old, we have to start a thing new, wishing you with a joy-filled heart though the words here are few. A very happy new year!
   079.May you be blessed enough to spend this new year with your parents, friends, loved ones. Be grateful and you will have only good things come your way. Happy New Year 2018!
   080.Expand your friend circles this New Year, meet new people, communicate and make new friends. It’s all about rejoicing and welcoming the New Year in grandeur.
   081.On the off chance that you can’t fly then run, on the off chance that you can’t run then walk, on the off chance that you can’t walk then slither, yet whatever you do you need to guarantee that you are pushing ahead. That is the manner by which you going to have a fruitful New Year.

2. A fantasy noted down with a date turns into an objective. An objective partitioned into ascertained strides turns into an arrangement. An arrangement bolstered by activities makes your fantasies work out as expected. So this New Year, take your fantasies travel the distance to their goal and make them a reality.
   083.In soft glistening night of stars,hope all your aspirations come true.
   084.May every star present in the sky,Bring love and mirth to you.Happy New Year 2018!
   085.This new year, view the world with a positive outlook, speak your heart out with confidence, listen to others as well as your inner voice and you will be on the correct road in the correct direction.
   086.Hope you scatter joy and happiness wherever you go all 365 days of the upcoming year and get the same in return. Happy New Year to you!
   087.Every New Year gives you the perfect chance to start something new and fresh. So do your bit this year and make the world a better place for yourself and others. Happy New Year 2018!
   088.Our 2018 New Year Greetings have been compiled with precision to send to your loved ones and bring a smile on their faces, knowing that they are in your thoughts and prayers. So, check out some unique New Year 2018 Greetings and make the occassion extra special for your fellow beings.

3. We are at the ending point of this year. Just thought I should thank everyone who made me smile. You are of them so here goes… thank you and a very happy new year!
   090.Whenever I think of the New Year, I always think about you. Even if we are miles apart, you are always wished well and prayed for. Have a great new year!

4. May God bless you and keep you protected and in good health so that you can witness many more such new years’! But first of all, enjoy this one and stay happy!

5. Even though life presented to you various obstacles and hurdles, be proud that you managed to overcome all and cross the bridge to another new year. May you continue to be this firm and win over all shortcomings!
   093.May this New Year brings you a peace filled life, warmth and togetherness in your family and much prosperity! Happy New Year!
   094.Celebrate this New Year with lots of fireworks and welcome it with a blast! Enjoy your time with friends and family.
   095.Hold the smile, let the tear go, keep the laugh, lose the pain, look for joy, and abandon the fear. Happy New Year dear!
   096.Life is an accessible diary filled with empty pages waiting for you. Fill them up with your story as you go.
   097.May all the expectations and goals for each day be fulfilled on the day itself!
   098.Let this New Year give you all the strength and courage to win over your vices and enhance your virtues.
   099.Wish you have a year even better than the best and put smiles on the faces of everyone you come across.

6. Have a year as fragrant as roses, as brilliant as the sun, as colorful as the rainbow and as cheerful as the lark. Happy New Year!
   101.Open your eyes, look at the bright day awaiting you, forget all bad dreams and start afresh. Wishing you a wonderful New Year!
   102.Beauty, hopes, dreams, trust, faith, celebration, freshness… this is the starting of a New Year!

7. When the New Year arrives, it brings with it new ideas and ways to make our lives good to better and ultimately better to best.

8. My New Year’s resolution is to avoid meeting people who ask me about my New Year resolutions.
   105.New are the hopes and aspirations, new are the resolutions, new are the spirits and new is the year! Here’s wishing that you be embraced with a glorious one and meet all your future endeavors with victory and triumph.

9. A promising and a fulfilling new year is waiting just for you. Open your arms and behold it with grace and mirth. Hope you have prosperous one.

10. May this New Year find you on the table surrounded by your cherish family and beloved friends! Have good food, drink well and ring in the New Year in high spirits.

11. Wish that your days be plated in gold, encrusted with diamonds, sparkled with silver dust and spent in good company. Enjoy the New Year as well as the days following.

12. Even if we don’t talk to each other much nowadays, even if we are caught up in our respective lives, I will always wish well for you. Happy New Year!

13. No matter what happens, however far we may be, my prayers and wishes for you will never fall short. Stay happy for his year and all the years to come.

14. Your smile speaks volume to me, your voice sing to me, your eyes convey to me and all that you do is special for me. This is because you are the dearest to me and here’s wishing you a fabulous New Year!
    112.Just like hot chocolate is incomplete without marshmallows, I am insufficient without you. So complete me this New Year and fill my life with unlimited happiness.
    113.May this New Year equip you with good luck, good health, good fortune and good times! Happy New Year!
    114.I hope that the lamps of joy lighten up your year, fill your days with sparkles of joy, and brighten up your life forever and ever.

15. You have overcome yet another year. With every oncoming year, come greater obstacles in life. So be brave and I hope you overcome all the struggles that life presents you with. Stay strong!
    116.Counting my blessing and greeting you more. I wish you enjoy this New Year and it doesn’t make you bore. As we take a step further in life, hope love and happiness is all that God pours! May you have a wonderful new year!

16. May your New Year be spent in pomp and splendor and the upcoming year in love and peace! Happy New Year Wishes 2018!
    118.I wish this New Year provides you enough reasons to be happy and you have uncountable days filled with joy and mirth!

17. Time is like a water body that is always potent with current, no water passes beneath one’s feet two times, just like the sea, moments don’t pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life introduces to you and have a happiest New Year.

18. Say hello to a brand new year and a new chance to set everything right!

19. People look forward to a new year to start afresh and turn over a new leaf. All the best for that and have a wonderful year ahead!

20. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, hurrah! Its New Year already! Enjoy loads and have a great time ahead.

21. I came across love, health, peace and joy. They wanted a permanent home. I offered them your address. Hope they reach your doorstep on this New Year.

22. I wish you to have magical Mondays, terrific Tuesdays, warm Wednesdays, thrilling Thursdays, fun-filled Fridays, sweetest Saturdays and special Sundays this year. Experience a great new year. Much love!

23. The New Year replenishes all the joys in your life and helps to keep your spirit glowing and undaunted. Wishing you a fabulous new year 2018!
    126.Good Morning! It’s time to hop out of your bed and get your hands on all the opportunities waiting for you. Get set go!

24. The future holds wonderful surprises for you. Greet them with open arms and let them work wonders for you!

25. Wishing you and your family good health, happiness, success and prosperity in the coming year! Have a great start to a great year!

26. The season for champagne, cake and celebrations is here again! Enjoy to your fullest!

    130.May this New Year add a burst of colors and fragrance into your life just like a new blooming flower!

27. Welcome the New Year with new hopes and do have a wonderful year ahead.

28. Learn from your mistakes in the past so that you can avoid them in the New Year. Happy New Year!

29. A new year is equal to a blank canvas, and the paint brush is in none other than your own hands. Paint away and create a beautiful picture for yourself. Happy New Year!

30. May all the goals that you have set for yourself in the near future attain success in the upcoming year itself!

31. Nights will be dark but days will be light, wish your life to be always bright — Happy New Year 2018

32. Let us look back at the past year with the warmest of memories. Happy New Year!

33. May you reach the pinnacle of success and the zenith of glory — Happy New Year!

34. May you dedicate the New Year to humanity and the betterment of the world at large.

35. One more year loaded with sweet recollections and cheerful times has passed. You have made my year exceptionally uncommon, and I wish this continues forever. With you around, each minute is a unique event for me. I wish you to have a year as incredible as you are.

36. Just like a new bloom spreads fragrance around, let the New Year also fill you with happiness!

37. Let the old year end and the New Year begin with the warmest of aspirations. Happy New Year!

38. Set it in your heart that each day of the New Year would keep getting better and better for you.

39. This New Year may we continue to share the genuine fellowship that adds happiness and warmth to even the most mundane days.

40. This New Year I wish you to have courage to fight for your dreams and also blessings of Almighty to help you emerge winner as you strive.

41. May the New Year bring fresh bout of excellence to your life.

42. Life is a progression of normal and unconstrained changes. This New Year so not try not to oppose them; for that just causes distress. Accept the reality. Let things stream actually forward in whatever way they like

43. May your mirror reflection charm you, may what others see in you enchant them, may somebody cherish you enough to forget your shortcomings, may be oblivious to your flaws and flaunt your virtues.

44. Keep in mind the past so as to gain from it pearls of wisdom as you make a fresh new beginning this New Year.

45. May your New Year be filled with adoration, happiness, warmth, and cheer; and may you pass on these to those around you too.

46. Time is similar to a streaming waterway, no water goes underneath your feet twice, much like the stream, minutes never pass you by again, so love each minute that life gives you.

47. This New Year may you rediscover yourself and emerge as a more confident and contented soul.

48. May you revel in the simple pleasures of life for that would give you the strength to hold the fort when you come across a bumpy ride.
    153.This New Year may you be interested in changes, for that is the only way your future ahead would unfold various astonishments for you.

49. On this New Year I wish that you have a superb January, a dazzling February, a Peaceful March, an anxiety free April, a sensational May, and Joy that keeps going from June to November, and then round off with an upbeat December.

50. Regardless of what each nightfall steels from our life, may dawn give us another day to weave new hopes and dreams.

51. May the year be brighter than the one gone by; enveloped in goodness and wellbeing; bliss and endowments.

52. May you experience the delight of love, to calm all tears away, genuine companion to stroll close to you, through every single day.

53. May God spread the peace all around and bring prosperity to everyone on this New Year.

54. I wish that the New Year turns out to be a very special one for you filling each day with peak of health, abundance of happiness and sunshine, bountiful luxury and prosperity and Zen like serenity.

55. Here is wishing a very happy and prosperous New Year to a person who brings sunshine to the family always.

56. May your days be as glittery as diamond, may your friends be as good as gold, may your heart stay as green as emerald, and may your soul remain as pure as pearl.

57. New Year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with New Peace, New Happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless you through out the New Year.

58. I wish you Happy New Year from the bottom of my heart. May God give you the happiness and strength to overcome your past year failures.

59. As this year is ending, I wish all the negativity and difficulties also end with this year and 2018 bring success and desired results for you.

60. Although I’m not with you but my wishes will always stay with you on this New Year 2018. Happy New Year !

61. May God spread prosperity and joy in your life on this New Year and fulfill all your dreams.

62. I wish that this New Year the light of faith is bright and steady and may no wind or storm make it flicker or flutter.

63. New year is around the corner. Bring up your drinks and lets rock this new year eve party like never before.

64. Hope you have a great new year 2018. Let the celebration begin. Cheers to 2018. May all your dreams come true.. !

65. May you always look ahead this New Year without being held back by any backlog so that when you finally reach your destination you can look back upon the memories with fondness and at leisure.

66. As the new year renews all the happiness and good tidings, hope the joyful spirit keeps glowing in the your heart forever! Happy New Year!
    172.Let us leave behind sadness, regrets and painful moments and have a new start full of joy this new year.

67. It is never to late to start again but yes it is always very early when one gives up. Happy New Year.
    174.As the New Year approaches us with hopes anew, here is wishing you and your family a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year

68. The New Year is the time of unfolding horizons and the realization of dreams, may you rediscover new strength and garner faith with you, and be able to rejoice in the simple pleasures that life has to offer and put a brave front for all the challenges that may come your way. Wishing you a lovely New Year.

69. Wishing you a year that is filled with all the fragrance of roses, illuminated with all the lights of the world and be blessed with all the smiles on the planet. Hope this year will be the year when all your dreams come true. Happy New Year 2018.

70. Even if our talks may lessen, and so might our hellos, our stories might shorten along with our greetings, but remember that no matter what happens, my prayers and wishes for you will never fall short. May this year be the best year by far, and may this year bring with it endless joy and happiness.

71. On this New Year I wish that you have a wonderful January, a lovely February, a Peaceful March, a stress-free April, a fun-filled May, and Joy that lasts from June to November, and finally a happy December. May my wishes come true and may you have a charming and lucky New Year 2018.

72. On this New Year, may you change your direction and not dates, change your commitments and not the Calendar, change your attitude and not the actions, and bring about a change in your faith, your force and your focus and not the fruit. May you live up to the promises you have made and may you create for you and your loved ones the most Happy New Year ever.

73. Time is like a flowing river, no water passes beneath your feet twice, much like the river, moments never pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life gives you and have a wonderful New Year.

74. Embrace simplicity and sincerity and you shall have a wonderful New Year ahead.

75. May you discover all your hidden potentials this New Year and turn them into delightful ventures bringing you fame and finances to rejoice.

76. There are things that are sometimes left undone and there are things that can be left sometimes unsaid. There are things that can be sometimes left unsaid, but wishing someone like you can’t ever be left, so I take this moment to wish you and your loved ones a joyous and wonderful New Year.

77. As the New Year approaches, my wish for you is a proactive spirit – a spirit that does not wait for the right time thinking when an opportunity would come and fall on the lap, but goes out to grab an opportunity, or if needed simply make one for yourself, and prove your worth to the world.

78. In 2018 I wish that may you not only change the date of the calendar, but also your focus, commitments and actions for a more fruitful year ahead.

79. This New Year I wish that God showers you with His choicest Blessings, Fate never takes you for a bumpy ride, Cupid strikes you with his sweetest arrow, Lady Luck bestows upon you health and wealth, your Guardian Angel keeps your mind alert and bright.

80. May you stand up for your own rights this New Year and also the rights of fellow human beings, may nothing stop you from championing a cause that you hold close to your heart.

81. New Year is the perfect time to renew the bond of love. Here is wishing you my love and good luck this day and always. Wishing you the season filled with fun times and good cheers.

82. As the New Year approaches may you find yourself surrounded by friends and family who would be ready to be by your side through thick and thin.

83. May this New Year not be a repetition of old habits – may you reinvent yourself and embark upon a journey full of excitement and adventure.

84. Rock this coming new year just as how rocking you are. Wish you and your lovely family a very happy new year.

85. May this year brings all the desired success and happiness in your life that you can cherish always. Wish you a successful and prosperous 2018.

86. May this year be the one in which all your wishes come true. The one in which your dreams may turn into reality and all your fears may fade away. Happy new year!

87. May this year bring new happiness, new goals, new achievements and a lot of new inspirations on your life. Wishing you an year fully loaded with happiness.

88. May this new year wash away all the bad deed and memories of the past year and bring a new beginning in your life. Wishing you and your family a happy new year.

89. I hope that your new year would be enjoyable. May the essence of this new year blend a sweetness in your life that stays forever and ever! Wishing you a very happy new year!

90. My only wish for you on this new year is that May God give you the best of health so that you can prosper in every single endeavour of your life!

91. May this upcoming year 2018 brings the sunrise of good fortune for all of you that always stays with you all your whole life through.happy new year

92. WISH YOU A GREAT, PROSPEROUS, BLISSFUL, HEALTHY, BRIGHT, DELIGHTFUL, MIND BLOWING, ENERGETIC, TERRIFIC AND EXTREMELY HAPPY…HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018

93. New Day and a brand New Year has come, bringing with it opportunities to shine. Make the most of this year to achieve success in all your endeavors.

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