Let’s Talk about Weird Situations

List of weird situations you dont want to experience or find yourself in at all..

1. When your kid sister is getting married to your ex.

I cant imagine how you will feel, behave or react to them even dating at the first instance not to talk about marriage. Either way, will you allow such or be happy and supportive to the union?

2. A family living together in one room.

This can be interesting though, having the kids in same room with you as the parent... But I kind like wonder how the man and his wife have sex with the kids around... Lol.

3. When you are seriously crushing on a guy who sees you as his younger sister but he's crushing hard on your elder sister and hoping you will help him get her....

I have been I this situation before, Lol. Believe me its not funny and guys who do that need heavy knock so as to reset their senses.

4. When you are in church with your mom and the pastor ask all the virgins to come out for divine prayers and blessing and your mum is looking at you with expectation, not knowing you are no longer a virgin. 

Come and see civil war when you get home if you don't come out (because you cant deceive the holy spirit).. Lol. But why will some pastors be looking for trouble naaa.                                 

5. When you happily and graciously go with your fiance to his family house for introduction. On getting there you found out his father was one of your Sugar Daddies during your university days and the mother knows who you are and had warned and disgraced you before. 

What will you do but I guess you will be like...

6. Putting on a flair skirt to the market and suddenly a heavy breeze blows and the skirt went up revealing your panties. 

The kind shame wey go catch u eh(pidgin)

7. When you attend an occasion with empty stomach, and the shared all the eatables without giving you any but when it was time to give toothpick, you were the first the gave... Lol. 

All that is in your mind at that time is GOD PUNISH YOU, na toothpick I go chop? But you will be trying hard to hold your tongue and be civilized but same time you will be like..

8. When you go for a job interview and the manager greets you with your Facebook name "mhiz poshest slay mama." 

My sister just forget the job

9. You take a girl out on a date, she looked away briefly,  you saw a ring on the floor you knelt to pick it. Just then, your girl turned and saw you kneeling with a ring in your hand, mistaking that for a proposal says in tears and joy "Yes, I will marry you. 

What will u do? 

Thanks for reading and do have a wonderful day.

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