You really hit the nail.

Also:

''America is fucked, we need more security, we need weapons and Jackson and full-body scanners at the airports... because apparently the TSA guy losing his wristwatch up your butt wasn't enough''.

I'm trying so hard to follow because it's so interesting and then all of a sudden Lee throws that in and I can't stop laughing and then I have to pause and go back again.

Brilliant as always!