Oh, looks like I'm late to the party again....(thinking out loud: I'll just rock up like I'm too attractive to arrive on time :)
With No Humor and No Game....I Still Have the Stare
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With No Humor and No Game....I Still Have the Stare
source: pinterest
To be honest @dj123, I have the attention span of a lemur. So this post is kinda too long for me. But the way that man is staring into my soul... I gotta tell you, my panties got a little wet, and now I have to go back and read the post that inspired such a mustached man to love me from afar.
Keep up the good work.
haha.....glad you enjoyed the mustache.
That about sums up all the guile and game I can muster when I see someone attractive......it's not as powerful as zoolander but sometimes I might even get a tongue poked back at me ;P
Who among us doesn't enjoy a bit of tongue action every now and again...
Hahaha... my story is something similar and funny... I posted a profile pic on FB when I was 17 as a volleyball player.. and a student classmate of my grand nephew sent me a message wanting to get to know me and asked for my phone number... then I told him whether he could afford to call international because I am in Europe and he´s in the Philippines... So I asked him whether he wanted to really get acquainted with me and told him that I am the granny of his classmate... oh my!!! I imagined him becoming pale from embarrassment when he knew the real me... LOL!!! He deleted his request to be FB friends with me... You see, people are only attracted when they see someone pretty not knowing what´s behind the person herself.
haha that's like me trying to wink
yes...but first you have to grow a mustache to go with that wink ;{D
ok you convinced me.... it's an excellent mustache worthy of my upvote.
I'm sorry I just couldn't make it through this article. For some reason I got stuck staring at the first picture and just couldn't seem to get that right-swipe function to work!
Truth be told this was another pretty hilarious post. I would recommend you stay away from the roofies though. Karma has a way of coming back to you for that sort of shit, especially when you bend over and reach for the soap! lol
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